Things have been really boring lately so I decided to check out the news, right? Well, as it turns out, the great king of the goats Bron was on the verge of being executed. Wealth, fame and balling was all his and it seemed the government was tired of it.
Before he was executed, though, he left behind these very words, “My trophies and jersey are right where I left them. I left all of it there, in Two Piece.” I knew immediately after that, it was time to set sail. I knew this would be a difficult journey, so I had to find and assemble a crew. First, I decided to call up my best friend in the whole world, John Pirate. He was skilled at pretty much everything so I knew he’d be perfect for my first mate.
Next up, I still needed two more crewmates. So, we set sail and began our search. As I sailed across the great seas I came across a restaurant known as Alister’s. At the front of the restaurant, a man was tied to a wooden pole. Apparently it seemed he had gravely injured the chef as his macaroni and cheese was not goated. As I approached closer, it dawned on me that I’d seen this man before. It was the legendary swordsman and Bron fan Alyus Roronoa.
I approached him and asked him to join my crew, he said sure since my friend John Pirate was the best chef in the world. So, he joined us and once again we took off once more in search of our last crewmate.
As we sailed across the sea, we found a random tree bearing two strange looking fruits. Food supplies have been running low so I decided to take a bite. John Pirate just came up to me and said “Hey that’s a devil fruit. It gives you powers but in return you lose the ability to swim.” After hearing this I was curious as to what my powers were, but nothing seemed to happen.
Strangely though, when I started talking about things I liked they began to appear. Alyus suggested I got the yap-yap fruit. Anytime I yapped about something it just appeared, as long as it was reasonable enough. In other words, I couldn’t conjure up the Two Piece sadly.
In the distance I saw a nearby island known as Sports Island. Alyus said that he’d heard of the island before. According to him it is the birthplace of the legendary Bron himself. We took off for the island immediately.
Before we went to explore though, John Pirate suggested that we stop by at a nearby bar and take a break. As we enter the bar we find it filled with various different people. One of which was the great and legendary Sniper King who was born on Sniper Island, Sogeking. I immediately went up to him and asked for his autograph.
He was the mentor of Bron himself and named the coolest person in the world. The only reason the government hasn’t executed him yet is because they know there would be an outrage worldwide if they did so. That is to say if they even could, after all he has a crew of 8000 men on his side.
When I went up to talk to him, he congratulated us on coming this far and said that we are reaching near the end of our journey. He warned us that the final trek will not be easy as there is a man out on a journey to destroy the treasure. He is alleged to have eaten the legendary hate-hate fruit. This man was named Specter, and according to Sogeking he had lost to him seven times in his life.
Fear ran down my heart, I mean how could this man beat the Sogeking? Sogeking then gave me some advice. The only way to beat him is to force him to confront something he can’t hate on. He then pointed me towards Goat Island where the Two Piece lies. I thanked him for his advice and began to leave, but before I left he offered to have one of his captains join my crew.
There I am met with a tall man with an orange beard drinking a beer Capri Sun. His name was Charlie Orangebeard, he possessed the power of the tackle-tackle fruit. Nothing could stop him, he was pretty much an unstoppable object. He seemed pretty cool and so he joined our crew and we set off for Goat Island.
On the island we confronted Specter, and immediately he started hating on everything, calling the Two Piece trash and Bron too. We fought against him valiantly. Alyus swung all three of his swords with all his might. Specter called him trash and remained unharmed despite the swords literally cutting the entire sky and ocean in half.
Charlie and John Pirate launched an attack. But despite their combined strength, it didn’t work, the hate was just too strong. Specter’s hate was immovable and so it caused an explosion and my crew died. Specter walked up to me and said, “Stand proud, you’re strong.”
I tried to yap but nothing happened, but when I said the word “peak” suddenly a dvd appeared, on it was the word “Bleach”. Suddenly a projection came out of it showing off the anime Bleach. As it turns out I have the peak-peak fruit. If I yap about peak, peak things will appear. I then stand up and say, “Nah I’d win,” as Specter gives up as he says “Bleach is so peak.”
My crew then appears, as it turns out they were all fine. I do notice Alyus is missing. Suddenly my phone starts ringing, turns out Alyus got lost, he is back at Alister’s again. We then find the Two Piece and it turns out it wasn’t real. The real Two Piece were the friends we made along the way.